Thursday, December 8, 2011

11/24/11 - 12/8/11

sorry about the lack of updates lately. i was busy for a while.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

11/19/11 - 11/23/11

happy thanksgiving!

Friday, November 18, 2011

11/10/11 - 11/18/11

by "coherently" i mean speaking loud enough, and forming your words in a clear enough way that i can understand them.


  1. (of an argument, theory, or policy) Logical and consistent.
  2. (of a person) Able to speak clearly and logically: "after one beer, he is not coherent".
#2 people, number two!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

11/4/11 - 11/9/11

i got lots of voicemails, but had to reject most of them. it seems the immature children have found this website (once again) and have started filling my inbox with unpostable junk.

if you want your voicemail posted, please read the rules.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Sunday, October 30, 2011

10/27/11 - 10/30/11

happy halloween everyone :)

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

10/24/11 - 10/26/11

i apologize if i reject your voicemail because i can't tell what you're saying. please try to speak coherently.

this next voicemail is in response to this one. funny stuff.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

10/22/11 and 10/23/11

so google voice attempts to transcribe the voicemails, but does a terrible job. i would say the accuracy is about 1%. here's one that i thought was particularly funny. this is what google thinks the caller said:

Ohh, Ohh as soon as you can do to being city. Dolly. Louis to, or so proud. And the movie. And And that so. And ladies, only V and kids. Rent in. I've also seen. And then maybe proof resumes and and. What is Florida and who is due. Hey

and this is the actual voicemail:

Friday, October 21, 2011

new version, new voicemails

if you've been here before, you may have noticed that things look different. you also may have noticed that until now, i hadn't updated this website since june of 2010.

a few days ago, i decided to get back to it. i created a new version that is easier to update, and spent many hours listening to you ramble on. i have now posted all of your postable voicemails. is officially updated.

so enjoy the new voicemails, leave some of your own, and make sure to check out the many messages that are also on the older version of the site.

thank you and goodnight.

NEW voicemails! 10/2011

thanks to listing me again, i got a new flood of traffic this month!

older vm's 9/2011

the calm before the storm

older vm's 8/2011

things slowed again in august. i guess people were busy doing summer things.

older vm's 7/2011

many people call and say, "i'm leaving you a voicemail," as if i don't know

older vm's 6/2011

imagine if, in "real life," when people didn't know what to say, they just broke into song

older vm's 5/2011

may was a good month (considering i wasn't updating)

older vm's 4/2011

she told me to have a terrible day :(