10/27/11 - 10/30/11

happy halloween everyone :)

10/24/11 - 10/26/11

i apologize if i reject your voicemail because i can't tell what you're saying. please try to speak coherently.


















this next voicemail is in response to this one. funny stuff.

10/22/11 and 10/23/11

so google voice attempts to transcribe the voicemails, but does a terrible job. i would say the accuracy is about 1%. here's one that i thought was particularly funny. this is what google thinks the caller said:

Ohh, Ohh as soon as you can do to being city. Dolly. Louis to, or so proud. And the movie. And And that so. And ladies, only V and kids. Rent in. I've also seen. And then maybe proof resumes and and. What is Florida and who is due. Hey

and this is the actual voicemail:

new version, new voicemails

if you've been here before, you may have noticed that things look different. you also may have noticed that until now, i hadn't updated this website since june of 2010.

a few days ago, i decided to get back to it. i created a new version that is easier to update, and spent many hours listening to you ramble on. i have now posted all of your postable voicemails. sendmeavoicemail.com is officially updated.

so enjoy the new voicemails, leave some of your own, and make sure to check out the many messages that are also on the older version of the site.

thank you and goodnight.

NEW voicemails! 10/2011

thanks to pointlesssites.com listing me again, i got a new flood of traffic this month!

older vm's 9/2011

the calm before the storm

older vm's 8/2011

things slowed again in august. i guess people were busy doing summer things.

older vm's 7/2011

many people call and say, "i'm leaving you a voicemail," as if i don't know

older vm's 6/2011

imagine if, in "real life," when people didn't know what to say, they just broke into song

older vm's 5/2011

may was a good month (considering i wasn't updating)

older vm's 4/2011

she told me to have a terrible day :(

older vm's 3/2011

not much action in march

older vm's 2/2011

since i stopped posting in june, and the main page said, "june's calls," people kept thinking my name was june.

older vm's 1/2011

most of the voicemails around this time are people calling and saying nothing. blah.

older vm's 12/2010

things picked up in december

older vm's 11/2010

shine, Jesus, shine

older vm's 10/2010

after so long of not posting, the voicemails slow down

older vm's 9/2010

a lot of people say they're calling, "because this website told me to."

older vm's 8/2010

in august of 2010, most of the voicemails were about 5 - 10 seconds of silence.

older vm's 7/18/10 - 7/31/10

during this set of calls, some people called and began their voicemail by screaming into the phone. i'm using headphones, people. if you ruin my hearing, i can't update anymore.

older vm's 7/17/10

do you think i'd want to listen to many voicemails that are over three minutes? i'm going through 700 of them right now! also, the number of calls per day rule was made because annoying kids will call over and over again saying, "suck my ____." another waste of time.

many don't follow the rules, though.