december's calls:

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• twinkle had a little star?
  
  
• i mostly started this because i was bored.
  
  
• i think i'll stick with the teddy bear and fake heart.
  
  
• a song.
  
  
• potato.
  
  
• 2000 voicemails.
  
  
• ok.
  
  
  
  
• i've already got that one.
  
  
• just what?
  
  
• hey...
  
  
• do you think he's really at disney world?
  
  
• that's pretty scary.
  
  
• i would imagine you'd get your finger blown off.
  
  
• 30 hour shift?
  
  
• um, yay?
  
  
• alright, where's my candy?
  
  
• billy the kid is coming.
  
  
• for the good people of the world, and junk.
  
  
• he had a weird dream last night.
  
  
• she wants none, or four at once.
  
  
• obvious boy?
  
  
• i am not a "sir."
  
  
• i hate it when i listen to a message and i don't know what to say about it.
  
  
• that almost sounds kinda good.
  
  
• turn your volume down?
  
  
• start a fire, of course.
  
  
• that's too bad.
  
  
• i'm actually going to sell it to all kinds of telemarketers, so you'll get even more than me. (...i'm kidding...)
  
  
• cool.
  
  
• you're listening to budweiser?
  
  
• aww.
  
  
• anyone selling an xbox 360 for under 200?
  
  
• bored on christmas.
  
  
• oh no...
  
  
• um, ok.
  
  
• don't call me "bro."
  
  
• i don't know what to say.
  
  
• i don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds good.
  
  
• that was cute.
  
  
• 9 is an important number.
  
  
• a wonderful christmas.
  
  
• i think i hear a "who's that?" at the end.
  
  
• peace.
  
  
• merry christmas from tennessee.
  
  
• it's like a leave a message... message, backwards
  
  
• i've never been welcomed to a message before.
  
  
• happy birthday.
  
  
• just a little awkward...
  
  
• rock on.
  
  
• he's sleeping on the floor?
  
  
• yes, i listen to them.
  
  
• another christmas song.
  
  
• another merry christmas.
  
  
• well, have fun with your family and stuff.
  
  
• merry christmas.
  
  
• she thinks she's a cat?
  
  
• i wish i still had that.
  
  
• well that's exciting.
  
  
• 6:30 am is a good time to leave a voicemail.
  
  
• well, my room smells like weasels.
  
  
• i wanna learn to play the guitar.
  
  
• some guitar music.
  
  
• i wish we'd have a blizzard here.
  
  
• a christmas song for us.
  
  
• i'm having an amazing day.
  
  
• that's too many fives.
  
  
• he wants to mention everyone he's ever known.
  
  
• that's a great song...
  
  
• another song.
  
  
• ...and another.
  
  
• that's nice.
  
  
• it could be better.
  
  
• yeah.
  
  
• first it's a kitty...
  
  
• then it's a gerbil...
  
  
• then it's a chinchilla.
  
  
• yeah, play me something!
  
  
• i used to play neopets.
  
  
• it sounds like a little kid singing about cranberries.
  
  
• so if i accomplish one of these, will you give me a hundred dollars or something?
  
  
• i'm gonna try that with a chicken egg next time i go out to the chicken coop.
  
  
• yeah, i know what that's like.
  
  
• i don't know what to say.
  
  
• and um, thanks for calling? ...sort of.
  
  
• none of them are working?
  
  
• speechless.
  
  
• i thought you needed it long ago.
  
  
• onions are evil!
  
  
• i tried it. he's right. that's weird.
  
  
• i don't think everyone offended by christmas is a "stupid jew." stupid, yes... but not necessarily a jew.
  
  
• you didn't spell "mail."
  
  
• i enjoy it.
  
  
• it's showtime...
  
  
• her car broke down.
  
  
• i wouldn't wait at 5:12 am in front of a store for anything.
  
  
• no.
  
  
• it's all fine and cool and stuff, and then he starts making weird noises at the end.
  
  
• i'll get right on that.
  
  
• she had a field trip today.
  
  
• "you might wanna stop yourself before you start offending people."
  
  
• i want a hut made out of pizza.
  
  
• i don't think i'll be able to make it.
  
  
• better run...
  
  
• ok.
  
  
• i wonder where it's moving to.
  
  
• boo.
  
  
• bored again.
  
  
• gotta watch out for those tuna cans.
  
  
• advertizing his myspace which can't even be seen because it's private.
  
  
• only boring people get bored.
  
  
• seize the day.
  
  
• like a brother would say that.
  
  
• yeah i was really wondering that.
  
  
• the 12 days of christmas...
  
  
• me too.
  
  
• i've always wanted an anonymous friend named josh. can we go to the zoo?
  
  
• wallettest.com... hey wanna trade links?
  
  
• you guys are more interesting than me. well... some of you anyway.
  
  
• that's nice to know.
  
  
• i wonder what the screaming is about.
  
  
• oh my gosh.
  
  
• that's all?
  
  
• "this is me."
  
  
• rip and tear...
  
  
• i don't know what to say about this one.
  
  
• you really shouldn't say that if you don't mean it.
  
  
• someone's bitter.
  
  
• it's a dead person.
  
  
• be happy.
  
  
• this guy can count.
  
  
• i wonder what he named it.
  
  
• another website plug.
  
  
• finding life meaning in a tv show... is sad.
  
  
• it can't possibly be that funny.
  
  
• the way of the future... or something.
  
  
• she wants boy advice.
  
  
• "i am so flawless."
  
  
• i don't know what to say.
  
  
• um yeah.
  
  
• i don't get it.
  
  
• woo...(or however you'd spell that.)
  
  
• "i just forgot someone that i forgot."
  
  
• happy birthday.
  
  
• another round of mary had a little lamb.
  
  
• yes. strange.
  
  
• more ponderings.
  
  
• it's another voicemail of just beeping.
  
  
• i don't know what to say about this one either.
  
  
• that's pretty funny.
  
  
• it's charles and andy again.
  
  
• you go eat that pie.
  
  
• some more questions.
  
  
• i've never heard of this trevor thing before.
  
  
• i have no idea what he said.
  
  
• funny is good.
  
  
• i don't know what to say.
  
  
• well that's not very nice.
  
  
• i like the ringing in the background.
  
  
• use your finger. poke it and it sticks.
  
  
• another plug for a website. i don't know what's there, i didn't go to it.
  
  
• "why don't you ever see the headline, 'psychic wins lottery'?"
  
  
• homework sucks.
  
  
• it sounds like a song about a cow.
  
  
• then don't listen to it?
  
  
• or what if you send them all a homeless pet?
  
  
• oh come all ye faithful...
  
  
• alright.
  
  
• living life backwards.
  
  
• this is strange.
  
  
• what if...
  
  
• "is there ever a day when mattresses aren't on sale?"
  
  
• i can do it better.
  
  
• now she got a dog.
  
  
• i can't swim.
  
  
• i got the refrigerator thing.
  
  
• this guy must be a science geek or something.
  
  
• i hope you get your uh... thingy soon.
  
  
• because they're greedy and rich people aren't rich enough.
  
  
• the feeling is mutual.
  
  
• i couldn't be anyone's brother... i am not a guy!!
  
  
• i want snow too.
  
  
• if it annoys me too much, i usually don't post it.
  
  
• they broke some balls.
  
  
• it's cake abuse.
  
  
• i've got random people on the other side of the country thinking of me. weird.
  
  
• teletubbies are creepy.
  
  
• another happy birthday.
  
  
• it's someone claiming to be my long lost cousin.
  
  
• i won't go there, because i can't go there, because they don't have those here.
  
  
  
  
• i can't tell the difference between you people. tell me names or something. maybe you can be first of the whole year in january?
  
  
• he's going swimming.
  
  
• i want a cookie.
  
  
• i want five feet of snow. that's not fair.
  
  
• i've let them out several times today.
  
  
• this is the weirdest happy birthday i've gotten.
  
  
• aww, someone sang happy birthday.
  
  
• he wanted to be first.