Send Me a Voicemail

11/24/11 - 12/8/11

2011-12-08T20:50:00.000-08:00

sorry about the lack of updates lately. i was busy for a while.

11/19/11 - 11/23/11

2011-11-23T22:42:00.000-08:00

happy thanksgiving!

11/10/11 - 11/18/11

2011-11-18T22:05:00.000-08:00

by "coherently" i mean speaking loud enough, and forming your words in a clear enough way that i can understand them.

co·her·ent/kōˈhi(ə)rənt/
Adjective:
(of an argument, theory, or policy) Logical and consistent.
(of a person) Able to speak clearly and logically: "after one beer, he is not coherent".

#2 people, number two!

11/4/11 - 11/9/11

2011-11-09T23:41:00.000-08:00

i got lots of voicemails, but had to reject most of them. it seems the immature children have found this website (once again) and have started filling my inbox with unpostable junk.

if you want your voicemail posted, please read the rules.

10/31/11 - 11/3/11

2011-11-03T19:12:00.000-07:00

10/27/11 - 10/30/11

2011-10-30T18:53:00.000-07:00

happy halloween everyone :)

10/24/11 - 10/26/11

2011-10-26T20:24:00.000-07:00

i apologize if i reject your voicemail because i can't tell what you're saying. please try to speak coherently.

this next voicemail is in response to this one. funny stuff.

10/22/11 and 10/23/11

2011-10-23T18:51:00.000-07:00

so google voice attempts to transcribe the voicemails, but does a terrible job. i would say the accuracy is about 1%. here's one that i thought was particularly funny. this is what google thinks the caller said:

Ohh, Ohh as soon as you can do to being city. Dolly. Louis to, or so proud. And the movie. And And that so. And ladies, only V and kids. Rent in. I've also seen. And then maybe proof resumes and and. What is Florida and who is due. Hey

and this is the actual voicemail:

new version, new voicemails

2011-10-21T23:25:00.000-07:00

if you've been here before, you may have noticed that things look different. you also may have noticed that until now, i hadn't updated this website since june of 2010.

a few days ago, i decided to get back to it. i created a new version that is easier to update, and spent many hours listening to you ramble on. i have now posted all of your postable voicemails. sendmeavoicemail.com is officially updated.

so enjoy the new voicemails, leave some of your own, and make sure to check out the many messages that are also on the older version of the site.

thank you and goodnight.

NEW voicemails! 10/2011

2011-10-21T23:13:00.000-07:00

thanks to pointlesssites.com listing me again, i got a new flood of traffic this month!

older vm's 9/2011

2011-10-21T21:32:00.000-07:00

the calm before the storm

older vm's 8/2011

2011-10-21T21:26:00.000-07:00

things slowed again in august. i guess people were busy doing summer things.

older vm's 7/2011

2011-10-21T21:18:00.000-07:00

many people call and say, "i'm leaving you a voicemail," as if i don't know

older vm's 6/2011

2011-10-21T21:11:00.000-07:00

imagine if, in "real life," when people didn't know what to say, they just broke into song

older vm's 5/2011

2011-10-21T20:56:00.000-07:00

may was a good month (considering i wasn't updating)

older vm's 4/2011

2011-10-21T20:38:00.000-07:00

she told me to have a terrible day :(

older vm's 3/2011

2011-10-21T20:28:00.000-07:00

not much action in march

older vm's 2/2011

2011-10-21T20:20:00.000-07:00

since i stopped posting in june, and the main page said, "june's calls," people kept thinking my name was june.

older vm's 1/2011

2011-10-21T20:01:00.000-07:00

most of the voicemails around this time are people calling and saying nothing. blah.

older vm's 12/2010

2011-10-21T19:52:00.000-07:00

things picked up in december

older vm's 11/2010

2011-10-21T19:09:00.000-07:00

shine, Jesus, shine

older vm's 10/2010

2011-10-21T15:18:00.000-07:00

after so long of not posting, the voicemails slow down

older vm's 9/2010

2011-10-21T15:08:00.000-07:00

a lot of people say they're calling, "because this website told me to."

older vm's 8/2010

2011-10-21T14:51:00.000-07:00

in august of 2010, most of the voicemails were about 5 - 10 seconds of silence.

older vm's 7/18/10 - 7/31/10

2011-10-21T13:52:00.000-07:00

during this set of calls, some people called and began their voicemail by screaming into the phone. i'm using headphones, people. if you ruin my hearing, i can't update anymore.