november's calls:

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• how about both? (assuming both are you...i think they are.)
  
  
• yeah, and i always wondered why they named a bear after it.
  
  
• the elusive brush.
  
  
• think about it...
  
  
• so they keep talking about twinkies.
  
  
• you're a little early. try again at like, 12:01 or something.
  
  
• more signs.
  
  
• signs.
  
  
  
  
• it's not friday. if it was, it would be my birthday.
  
  
• of course they're listening to you.
  
  
• it's cold here.
  
  
• have fun...
  
  
• well i'm not anybody's favorite person either.
  
  
• this guy can't sleep.
  
  
• under those circumstances, i don't think anyone would come along and eat the twinkie.
  
  
• the poor car alarm guy.
  
  
• well, good luck.
  
  
• this guy doesn't know what to give his wife for christmas.
  
  
• chess game #1...part 2
  
  
• chess game #1
  
  
• those darn chihuahuas.
  
  
• he likes voicemail...
  
  
• the video game story.
  
  
• well that's good.
  
  
• that's stupid... but i did laugh. a little.
  
  
• yeah.
  
  
• yeah, you darn texas people. ...actually i have no idea who that is.
  
  
• God turned it on, duh.
  
  
• i'm sure it will be better than it is now.
  
  
• that is pretty dumb, to not be able to use the phone while on the bus.
  
  
• it must have been defective.
  
  
• not just a good day, but a jolly good day. and a lovely one, too.
  
  
• so now we know the date.
  
  
• we got some more wafflage. and here's a reply to king cool.
  
  
• haha, she sqeaked.
  
  
• why fries don't rot.
  
  
• i knew cockroaches could. but crocodiles can too?
  
  
• that's creepy. a lot of you people are creepy. why are you all so creepy?
  
  
• peanut butter and jelly.
  
  
• i wonder why people call and say random, evidently untrue things?
  
  
• well no wonder he hates you.
  
  
• that sucks.
  
  
• this guy lives in the future.
  
  
• voicemail.
  
  
• some sort of website.
  
  
• some more french.
  
  
• but the real question is, does it really matter, because no one would be around to eat them anyway?
  
  
• a poem.
  
  
• that's really gross.
  
  
• some piano music from news guy.
  
  
• yeah, it's not voicemail.com.
  
  
• more teenage drama.
  
  
• like, oh my gosh.
  
  
• it isn't tuesday, it's monday.
  
  
• i took pity on the infatuated girl, and posted this one of her singing, even though i usually don't post people just singing like this.
  
  
• infatuated with cameron, part two.
  
  
• infatuated with cameron, part one.
  
  
• i got one from france.
  
  
• don't click random links.
  
  
• don't go to georgia.
  
  
• go vegetables?
  
  
• pirates of the caribbean.
  
  
• snow is good...
  
  
• isn't the news fun.
  
  
• king cool in school. it rhymes.
  
  
• 29 more days till christmas.
  
  
• yay...
  
  
• i kinda can't see you.
  
  
• the color purple.
  
  
• i got one from england.
  
  
• it's the anti-vegetarian song...
  
  
• that's nice.
  
  
• so let's name a lot of places... yeah, that sounds like fun.
  
  
• that's was loud.
  
  
• yeah, they're always "so great," when we like them.
  
  
• dancing ninjas will cause things like that.
  
  
• hi. what's up. bye.
  
  
• the strange thing is, i get a lot of calls like this. i just usually don't put them up... but isn't it odd that i get a lot of calls like that?
  
  
• this guy found stuff under his couch.
  
  
• pointy chapstick.
  
  
• now i wonder what she said.
  
  
• that's nice. but please try to refrain from calling me and saying the same things over and over.
  
  
• this guy wants a tattoo.
  
  
• that makes no sense.
  
  
• at least you have high self-esteem.
  
  
• that's rather creepy.
  
  
• i wonder what the purpose in saying "beep" is?
  
  
• awesome and pointless.
  
  
• yeah, poptarts are great.
  
  
• why.
  
  
• ok.
  
  
• is this the creepy little girl? maybe?
  
  
• "would you get away from here you creepy little girl!"
  
  
• well, ok then.
  
  
• hey. i'm not a guy.
  
  
• here's one from some guy... yeah, i don't know what to say about it.
  
  
• i don't love you either.
  
  
• beep beep beep beep beep beep...
  
  
• here's a story.
  
  
• this guys wants you to send him a dollar.
  
  
• that's a materpiece right there.
  
  
• there's just... something about that laugh.
  
  
• that's interesting.
  
  
• yay las vegas.
  
  
• was it a problem before?
  
  
• fizzle monkeys?
  
  
• they can't all be posted on here.
  
  
• forever is good though, isn't it?
  
  
• we've got the turkish word for turkey now.
  
  
• i'd rather there not be.
  
  
• pelicans need love too, i guess.
  
  
• stop saying "yeah" repeatedly, people.
  
  
• myspaceism.
  
  
• i'll have all kinds of fun.
  
  
• i don't love you.
  
  
• he heart's some girl who's name i'm not gonna try to spell because i'm bad at spelling names.
  
  
• the reason they all keep talking about the same things, is because people like to copy each other, because apparently original thought is rare.
  
  
• yeah, i knew that.
  
  
• hey.
  
  
• here's a reply for waffle dude.
  
  
• i tried to find out how they say turkey in turkish, but i couldn't find it.
  
  
• you can see how many i've got right here.
  
  
• i'm thankful for my bed too.
  
  
• you know what? you're immature.
  
  
• what one was it?
  
  
• part two of the one below.
  
  
• "but then the beatles showed up, and they said, 'you wanna go to greece?' and i was like, 'sure.' and then this yellow submarine appeared..."
  
  
• i don't like random poeple telling me they love me. they just keep saying it for some reason.
  
  
• this gets weird at the end.
  
  
• that's lovely.
  
  
• i'm the mystery lady.
  
  
• they instructed me to title this, "extreme global garage episode one."
  
  
• stop saying "i love you," people. it's getting creepy.
  
  
• happy thanksgiving.
  
  
• i'm not a crazed lunatic.
  
  
• here's a reply from waffle dude for the king cool guy.
  
  
• she got a cat today...
  
  
• pretty exciting.
  
  
• if i'm not putting them up, they're either really annoying, inappropriate, or very incoherent.
  
  
• it's someone rambling for two minutes. i don't know what else to say about it.
  
  
• it's penny girl.
  
  
• hello.
  
  
• yay Jesus.
  
  
• this guy likes lipton tea. a lot.
  
  
• isn't it.
  
  
• your name can't be up here if you don't have a name.
  
  
• "how do i get it off speaker?"
  
  
• peace.
  
  
• potato girl, part two.
  
  
• it's potato girl, part one.
  
  
• "i'm just one sick twisted little muffin."
  
  
• well, have fun.
  
  
• hey waffle dude, this guy wants to play chess with you.
  
  
• where not to go to school.
  
  
• i'll look forward to hearing something profound.
  
  
• it is all about steve, isn't it?
  
  
• i used to be in band. i sucked.
  
  
• anyone wanna play chess with waffle dude?
  
  
• this is a creative response to my request.
  
  
• that's a lot of fish.
  
  
• i am doing something, i'm offering entertainment... for myself, at least.
  
  
• it's the mashed potatos song.
  
  
• if you click "my main website" up in the upper right corner there, you can email me from there. or you can just email sarah@spiffyminis.com
  
  
• i like the name "waffle dude."
  
  
• um, that's cool.
  
  
• actually, millions of people won't hear it. hundreds... maybe thousands, but not millions.
  
  
• your average voicemail.
  
  
• i hope this isn't real.
  
  
• that's nice.
  
  
• yeah, yay community college.
  
  
• i'm not gonna call you. you can email me if you like, but i won't call a random stranger, sorry.
  
  
• that sucks.
  
  
• i think i've said like three times... i am a girl.
  
  
• it shows.
  
  
• i live in oregon.
  
  
• "what if the whole world was made of potato salad?"
  
  
• she likes something. i can't make out what it is, can you?
  
  
• i never said you were weird.
  
  
• that's kinda catchy.
  
  
• it's binary guy.
  
  
• yeah.
  
  
• i like how she says "i'm a girl," as if we can't tell.
  
  
• i posted a bunch at craigslist.org, and tried to get places like pointlesssites.com to link to me.
  
  
• i'm a girl.
  
  
• i wanna have a picnic!
  
  
• i sure get a lot of voicemails from bored people.
  
  
• "i had pizza for breakfast and lunch and dinner today."
  
  
• i'm very loved, apparently.
  
  
• that song is messed up.
  
  
• the end of this is creepy.
  
  
• "this is weird."
  
  
• that's a unique story.
  
  
• so do i.
  
  
• again, a random stranger tells me they love me.
  
  
• and...?
  
  
• how would you know what i may or may not be eating?
  
  
• this is like two minutes of nothing.
  
  
• you're creepy.
  
  
• if you do, i'm so gonna shoot you or something.
  
  
• wow, i got a call from europe!
  
  
• the only words i can actually make out from this are "in your pants."
  
  
• ok, that was mean. i was using headphones. and that was loud.
  
  
• i have no idea what's going on here.
  
  
• a guy wearing makeup would scare me.
  
  
• i guess i shouldn't say that the sweetest of dogs will kill squirrels because it is their natural instict.
  
  
• ctrl means control.
  
  
• i do that all the time.
  
  
• a song.
  
  
• i agree... with the first thing.
  
  
• another quote of the day.
  
  
• spell it.
  
  
• um, yeah.
  
  
• whispers are hard to hear.
  
  
• i actually can't understand any of this.
  
  
• cows go moo.
  
  
• well, at least i can cure boredom i guess.
  
  
• yes, it's quite entertaining, isn't it.
  
  
• that sounds like a great breakfast.
  
  
• you gotta give me time to put them up. i have a life too, you know. i was sleeping.
  
  
• cory was here.
  
  
• "i decided to call it, so i can be on the internet, and become famous and show my friends."
  
  
• that's nice to know.
  
  
• charles and andy visited again.
  
  
• "somebody buy my house."
  
  
• "i love my fish."
  
  
• pointlesssites.com sure refers some... interesting people.
  
  
• is email biodegradable?
  
  
• you're locked in your... closet?
  
  
• "i just called five minutes ago, but i'm really bored."
  
  
• um... ok.
  
  
• well, this is interesting.
  
  
• actually, i was unsuccessful in getting the toaster to stay on the wall.
  
  
• um, that's nice.
  
  
• "is it still recording?"
  
  
• the quote of the day...
  
  
• there's a what in your what?
  
  
• "i don't believe in myspace."
  
  
• just wait till the price goes down.
  
  
• my mind is drawing a blank on what to say about this one.
  
  
• beware of the potatos...
  
  
• ok... don't call me "babe."
  
  
• snakes on a plane?
  
  
• thanks to charles and andy for the entertaining voicemail. you're the first to reach the two minute limit.
  
  
• i like listenting to rants. rant away.
  
  
• waffles vs. pancakes.
  
  
• the traffic it brings is far from pointless, too.
  
  
• we're real mature, aren't we?
  
  
• the penny thing has already been done.
  
  
• what?
  
  
• this is one of the shortest ones i've gotten.
  
  
• "your ad was very strange."
  
  
• just so you all know... that's not how she really sounds.
  
  
• "i was going to say i like cheese, but the cheese and stapler guy already said it, but i still like cheese, i like cereal, i like cartoons..."
  
  
• "i don't know what to say except that i don't know to say."
  
  
• you can do anything if you work for it. you'll get there.
  
  
• i like the laughing in the background.
  
  
• haha.
  
  
• it's amazing how many people can't hang up their phones without pressing a button.
  
  
• "i like cheese, tomatoes, macaroni, um... staplers, i like printers..."
  
  
• an update...
  
  
• there is light at the end of the tunnel.
  
  
• good luck.
  
  
• guys are gross. that's why they're so cute... it makes up for it.
  
  
• Jesus loves you.
  
  
• "my coworkers are laughing at me, because i'm calling you."
  
  
• would they laugh any more at a fat one than a skinny one?
  
  
• "303 in tennessee." it rhymes. i like that.
  
  
• i don't know if i wanna put up a joke about prostitutes.
  
  
• "what exactly was the one thing forrest gump had to say about the war in vietnam?"
  
  
  
  
• yeah, i don't know what to say about this one.
  
  
• i don't know. can you tell what this is?
  
  
• 503 is in oregon, and i have no idea what i'd be marketing.
  
  
• i may have dumb ideas, but at least i know how to hang up a phone.
  
  
• "i thought it was really odd."
  
  
• thought this was a cool idea so i thought i'd leave a voicemail...
  
  
• the very end of this is worth waiting through the beeps for.
  
  
• should it bother me that random people say they love me?
  
  
• more like, talk to you... never.
  
  
• here's one from a lady with a nine month old baby.
  
  
• i'm not certain what to say about chat room boy here...
  
  
• it's 4:36 pm and partly cloudy.
  
  
• i can't imagine driving an hour just to go to the store.
  
  
• "i guess i have entirely too much time on my hands."
  
  
• it's ok, i don't have any friends either.
  
  
• "i've been spending all day reading other people's emails, which is kinda of a compulsive problem that i've had for the last three to four years."