not all voicemails are posted on the website. to ensure that yours is approved, please follow these rules:

don't tell me your phone number, address or full name

don't mention your age if you are under 18

*watch your language!*

try to speak coherently - i won't post your voicemail if i can't understand what you're saying

don't call repeatedly and say the same things over and over again

expect to wait a while for your voicemail to appear on the site

don't say mean things about other callers

there is no need to talk about the size of body parts

i'm not interested in hearing what's on your tv

don't just beep