please follow these rules

• don't tell me your phone number or any personal info, unless you don't mind the possibility of the whole world hearing it
  
  
• i won't put up something that one wouldn't let their grandmother listen to
  
  
• please try to speak coherently
  
  
• if i listen to it three times and still can't tell what you're saying, i'm not posting it
  
  
• if you call repeatedly and say the same things over and over, i'm not gonna post them all
  
  
• expect to wait a while for your voicemail to appear on the site
  
  
• unless it's very unique and entertaining, DON'T just sing
  
  
• try to keep it clean
  
  
• don't say mean things about other callers... or anyone, for that matter
  
  
• i allow some to break rules, and not others, depending on the content... life's not fair, get used to it
  
  
• if it doesn't get posted... don't complain! it's not the end of the world people!
  
  
• there is no need to talk about the size of body parts
  
  
• i'm not really interested in hearing what's on your tv
  
  
• don't just beep
  
  
• please don't call more than once a day
  
  
• saying nothing but "cactus" over and over is getting kinda boring